I'm getting LASIK! I'm so happy. I can't wait to get rid of my glasses. The Kid isn't really feeling it though.
Me: Hooray!! I'm going to have surgery!! I won't need glasses anymore!!
Him: Surgery?
Me: Yep! The doctor is going to use a laser to reshape my eyeballs and make me see clearer! Awesome right?
Him: Uh...sure.
Me: You don't think that's awesome?
Him: I mean. It's okay I guess...what are you going to do with your glasses?
Me: I don't know, I won't need them.
Him: So you won't wear them anymore?
Me: No. I won't need them.
Him: I like your glasses.
Me: You do?
Him: Yes. I think you are very pretty with your glasses.
Me: Awwww! How sweet! Do you think I'm pretty without them?
Him: *silence*
Me: Hello!?!?! Did you hear me? Do you think I'm pretty without them?
Him: Well...yeah. But I like the glasses better.
Me: Why?
Him: Because they cover your face.
I tell you what people. If I didn't have any self-esteem, this kid would have me looking for some rope and an empty closet. What the hell?
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