I know it's been a month of Sunday's since I've been around these parts. I apologize. I've had a very mean case of writer's block. Seems like I've been getting it a lot these days. I mean it's not like there wasn't anything for me to write about.
Rick Santorum called the POTUS a n-word...almost.
Luigi opened his big mouth and said that Trayvon Martin was murdered because of his hoodie...and then gave the worst apology ever.
Two old dudes got it poppin' in a dialysis clinic over a basketball game.
All of that going on and I couldn't put the keystrokes together to write about. But, you wanna know what did bring my thoughts and opinions out of hibernation?
YOLO. For you geezers and uninformed, that means "You Only Live Once". Now, I'm sure you all have heard this phrase over your lifetime. You probably even used it yourself. As in, "I really don't want to go out on a date with this guy, but you only live once! Something good might come out of it. *smile*" It's even possible that you said, "I really don't want to go to school across the country. I don't know anybody out there. But you only live once! This is a great opportunity! *smile*" Or maybe you said, "I'm scared shitless of heights, but dammit I'm gonna skydive today. You only live once! *smile*" Or maybe you even said, "I'm going to get this tattoo of Rick Flair on my ass. He's the GREATEST! You only live once! *smile*
Most people would say that YOLO is something that you attach to positive things....mostly. It's a decision you make that you wouldn't normally make because you are a safe and cautious law-abiding citizen of this universe.
YOLO is stepping outside of your comfort zone to make some shit happen...mostly.
But this notion has been bastardized. In fact, whatever you once thought that it meant is pretty much in fuckin shambles.
I would like to blame it on Weezy and Drake's frilly asses. I mean, they did write a song that has Generation Z acting a complete damn fool. But I can't. It's not a bad song. In fact, I like it. Drake and Weezy didn't say anything about making an ass of yourself anywhere in that little ditty. I'm almost positive they didn't want their shit to be the theme song for piss poor decision making.
At this point I usually post pics of the dumb shit. But I don't want this blog here to catch scabies or any other communicable disease from them. So just Google "YOLO" and hit images and see what you come up with.
On my search I found:
- A young lady engaged in sexual intercourse while eating what appeared to be a plate of hash.
- A creep walking through a crowded club with his peen on display.
- A really skinny dude doing his business on top of what appeared to be the 600 lb. virgin on a public restroom floor.
Anyway, I'm not sure how people can take a positive idea like this and just shit all over it in the name of making an excuse for them to be aintshit in public.
It's beyond ridiculous.
If I know you, PLEASE don't send me anything with the subject line: YOLO if you have anything to do with it. I'm telling you now, I will judge you. And then I will talk about you worse than the Mother Board talks about hoes who come to church on Easter wearing short skirts and red lipstick.
Try me if you want to.
Also, I've decided to blame this shit on Oprah. If her ass didn't want to make the world so sunshiney and full of rainbows, we wouldn't have the masses rebelling against it and ending face down ass up on your FB timeline.
YOLO is sign #456938040682-15c that the world is ending. No way Baby Jesus is gonna let us keep breathing his sweet air if you all keep this shit up.
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