It's really pathetic actually. Why? Because I hate politicians as a rule. They are thieves and liars. They are narcissistic egomaniacs. And most of them are pretty dumb.
But the POTUS has stolen my heart. I'm talking a real live when he smiles I get butterflies and giggles type of crush. I don't know how it happened. Other than being over 6' tall, he's not even my type. But, I swear I just know he's gonna be my main squeeze. Or at least I hope to get a few clandestine squeezes in at some point before I take over the world. After my takeover I won't have time. Not even for that smile.....
Anyway, I happen to think the POTUS is one of the coolest men on the planet. I bet his body temperature never gets above 72 degrees.
We happen to agree on a lot of things. He thinks Kanye West is an arrogant asshole. I do too. He thinks John Boehner is a crybaby asshole. I do too. He thinks Rush Limbaugh is an obese asshole. Dammit, I do too!!!
Since we agree on pretty much everything, I'm sure we would never argue. We would hold hands, look into each others eyes, and share tips on world takeovers. That's the kinda shit real relationships are built on.
And when he does stuff like he did at this years White House Correspondents Dinner? Man, it just makes me love him more.
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He's the bomb.
I'm currently working on my submission package for the White House Intern Program. Judge if you want. While you are sitting there surfing the innanets for whatever it is that you look for....
I'll be checking for dust mites under the Resolute desk* and being the change that I believe in. ;-)
*Just jokes people. I would never do that. For several reasons: 1. I've got arthritis. 2. FLOTUS is from Chicago's Southside. I'm pretty sure she still carries a razor blade under her tongue for kicks. 3. You've heard of Monica Lewinsky, but have you heard from her lately? No ma'am, not even Presidential balls will keep me from Operation World Domination.
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