Anyways, I need you to check out the following video. It affirmed a theory that I've had for years.
Look, I'm no fan of piss poor customer service. When I go out, I want my meals to be prepared exactly the way that I order them. I like for the food to be delivered to me in a prompt and timely manner. And I want it to be delicious. If I get all of these things, I'm sure to reward the server with far more than the 15% he's supposed to get.
But, even if the service isn't stellar. I won't show my ass in a food joint. Hell no. People who handle my food are #1 on my list of folks I won't ever cut or cuss out. I don't need any foolishness and extra special sauce added to my burger. No ma'am. We don't take those kinds of chances with our nourishment.
Kimesa Smith apparently doesn't have that kind of rule. Kimesa just don't give a shit.
Kimesa is the girl that we all hate to see out in public. Loud, unruly, and all types of ignorant.
I have a hypothesis as to why certain females act this way. It's their face. Piss poor behavior correlates to attractiveness. I know you calling me a hater right now. But stay with me.
Now, I won't go all scientific on you or pull out charts and graphs, but just think about all the uncute people you know. Think about the dumb shit they do. I gaurantee that the more unforturnate the facial situation the higher they score on the dodumbshit meter.
Kimesa's current score is astronomical. See?
All of THAT over a freaking Whopper Jr.?
This broad really stood atop a fast food point of sale counter and showed her entire ass...over the swiftness in which a Whopper Jr. was prepared?
Seriously?
Girl.
You are an irritant. A rash on the ass of the society.
After watching that video I've decided that the "I tend to use the common sense portion of my brain" reflex is non-existent in this person. I'm actually sitting here trying to figure out how in the hell she made it out of a scrotum without making a wrong turn at her Mama's ass.
How does anyone justify this kind of behavior? When is shit like this ever, EVER okay?
Well people, I'm going to tell you why she thought this shit was okay.
Remember my "you act an ass cuz of your face" theory?
There's a reason why the food took so long. The guy who mans the grill probably spent some quality time with the girl that strains the grease trying to figure out where the hell that hairline went. I bet it's been a long ass time since they saw somebody in their spot with full frontal lobe alopecia. Hell, I ain't seen a case this severe since Susan Taylor stopped flossing her fod in every issue of Essence.
While they were in the kitchen trying to come to some definite conclusions about how to notify the authorities about that follicular abduction...time stood still. And homegirl went clean the hell off!
I want you all to look at this foolishness and learn a lesson.
You can't be going into places tossing tables all willy nilly. You can't expect people to treat you the the way they treat the normal citizens of the world if you are going to go around acting like your ass was raised on Pluto.
If you do, you will be judged. People, and by people I mean me, will look at your face, they will look at your behavior, and they will plot that shit on an x-y axis in order to prove random theories that they've made up in their head correct.
I don't know what has to be done to correct this kind of behavior. But while you are figuring out, I'm going to be working on getting this theory posted in some obscure scientific journal.
I'm trying to be great. If I can't cure you fools from your tomfoolery and shenanigans, I'll use it as kindling for my shine.
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