Ripped From The Headlines: Officers Say Drugs Found In Man's Penis

I'm posting this foolery for several reasons. One, this dumbass is from my hometown (we am I even admitting that?). Two, this shit is the male equivalent of hiding contraband in your titties and gut meat. I had to show that XYs do ridiculous things too.  Three, this is a reason that all parents should check the "NO" box on the questionnaire that the doctor gives you at birth asking if you want you son to walk around with an elephant trunk betwinxt his legs.  Four, this is another sign.  And it's pointing directly to the billboard that says "The End".  I need y'all to recognize.

I'm so outdone by this clowns shenanigans that I don't really have much more to say. *sigh*
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LOUISVILLE, KY. -- A Fairdale man faces charges after Louisville Metro Corrections officers said they discovered suspected crack cocaine in the foreskin of his penis.

According to the arrest report, officers asked Antoine Banks if he had any drugs, weapons or contraband on him as he entered Metro Corrections after his arrest. He told them he didn’t, police said.

During a clothed pat-down, officers said they found a small bag of suspected cocaine tied to the waistband of Banks’ boxers.

After that bag was found, a strip search was ordered, according to the arrest report. During the strip search, another small bag was in the foreskin of his penis, police said.

Police said Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of salvia and liquid codeine. Banks arrested on charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance first offense and possession of synthetic cannabinoid agonists or piperazines.

Banks is now facing additional charges of trafficking a controlled substance and promoting contraband. (source)