Saturday, February 5, 2011

Ripped From The Headlines: Man Porks Pigs Gives 4 Vaginal Infections

This is the type of crap you run across when you can't sleep and you are forced to surf the innanets for entertainment because somebody (*side-eye* to Hubby) refuses to keep their measly eyes open and entertain you. It is the type of shit you should never, ever, EVER see in life.  But here it is. I found it over at Freddy O's place.  By the way, that slight quaking you just felt was not high winds from that storm.  It was you feeling the Good Lord pressing fast forward on His end of days tape....


Authorities said a man who was caught having sex with show hogs will have his case presented to the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. Andrew Lee Nash, 52, was arrested after police set up surveillance cameras in the owner’s stalls near U.S. Highway 82 and the Yazoo River in Mississippi.

Greenwood Police Chief Henry Purnell said the hogs were examined by a local veterinarian, during a routine examination, and the owner was told that four of the hogs had a vaginal infection.
“The owner of the animals knew someone was messing with his animals,” said Chief Investigator Huntley Nevels. “And the veterinarian confirmed the sexual assault. So, the owner contacted police and the officers staked it out and caught him out there.”Nash, who lives in the 700 block of Mississippi Avenue, was arrested at the scene and charged with 12 counts of unnatural intercourse.

Nash’s bond was initially set at $600,000, but later reduced to $60,000. Nash remains in custody at the Leflore County jail. Greenwood authorities said Nash’s case is scheduled to be presented before the Leflore County Grand Jury next month. If Nash is indicted and found guilty, he faces up to 120 years in jail.



My sentiments exactly Wendy.

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